7.30.07 Mikey Welsh site:

7.27.07 Too hot to blog.

7.24.07 ?

7.21.07 Reminds me of Jeffo's work (he is working again too)

7.19.07 Toopine Web Design site in progress.

7.15.07 Rough night.

7.14.07 Ove Michaelsen is our resident wordsmith:

7.13.07

7.11.07 The Toopine Clinic for the Guitarded has four new grads- let's give them a big hand! Well done!

Site for Burnt Tavern Manor Association is done.

7.8.07 Hot.

7.8.07 INTER OFFICE MEM0

from:

Annmarie Burns , Chairman of the Board,

To all toopine associates,

It has come to my attention, in the form of screeching music and barking dogs, screeming, complaining neighbors and trash scattered in the toopine gardens, that certain members of the extended toopine family must be, and hereby are, BANNED from the garden area pending further investigation. This disruptive behavior will not be tolerated on toopine grounds. You know who you are and we expect you to enter the Toopine Clinic for the Guitarded as soon as possible in order to continue your participation with our grand endeavor.

keep up the happy spirit,

your leader, Annmarie Burns

7.6.07

7.4.07 Albert knew more than physics.

"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."
- Albert Einstein

7.3.07 Work, work, work, work......

Ove wrote me: After writing more than 250 "keepers" over fifteen months, in my free time (I've discarded a lot
of the verses), experts consider these the best of the batch.

In this limerick, luck allowed me the opportunity to use eight rhymes in the five lines.

In a minster, a mister, a minister,
"Saved" a spinster, a sister, quite sinister.
Their disgust only grew
More lust in the two
On a pew with a brew. Yes, he Guinnessed 'er.

The girlfriend of Morton ("Mort") Tucker (Nice pair!)
Was stationed, or "stuck," at Fort Rucker. (No fair!)
While boarding a copter (I swear),
The rotors done chopped her (blonde hair).
The poor thing was one lousy ducker. (Beware.)

 

 

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Wed Jul 18 10:23:37 2007 Name: cal Comments: With knowledge of neurobiology, I took a quick course in psychology, And learned that unconsciously, Females were nuts for me. BS degree. Alcohology. Email: Fri Jul 13 18:13:12 2007 Name: Three of today's four: Comments: The dream to test beds (and fresh pies)... If I sleep through hellos, they're good buys. I love to lie drifting But hate heavy lifting-- I'd rather not open my eyes. _ Till you climb to your legs, you are carried, And some will years later be married. May it be a full journey From cradle to gurney. Your memory will not be buried. _ Good god, do I have a bad itch, And can't scratch the son of a bitch! It bites like a gator And can't wait 'til later. Please drive this bus into a ditch! Email: wordplayauthor@yahoo.com Wed Jul 11 21:44:34 2007 Name: A Recent Graduate Comments: LOL! Haha! Email: Laffs-a-lot@emale.com Wed Jul 11 18:21:24 2007 Name: zeepo Comments: Nice guitar clinic. We can I sign up?? Email: Wed Jul 11 16:49:06 2007 Name: PB Comments: Hot looking board chairman oops women Email: Wed Jul 11 15:20:17 2007 Name: PB Comments: Burnt whatever site reminds me when I did brochures for funeral homes.Hope you made as much money as possible. Email: Wed Jul 11 09:19:23 2007 Name: Ove Comments: Yikes, Annmarie. Regarding your garden, I would possibly be among the guilty, if I weren't living on another coast. I don't want any trouble. We're pals, right? (smiling nervously) Email: wordplayauthor@yahoo.com Sun Jul 08 19:07:51 2007 Name: GG Comments: I smoke all the time, one after the other. --Greta Garbo Email: Sat Jul 07 09:08:33 2007 Name: ??? Comments: I won't fish or ski--not THIS Norseman. On fjords or the sea, I'm no oarsman. Please bury, or wipe Out that stereotype-- I'm a bona fide avid indoorsman. Email: Fri Jul 06 16:16:21 2007 Name: zeepo Comments: Guitarded definitley describes it better than anything else! Email: kracker140@verizon.net   Posts 11 - 20 of 24   First | Previous | Next | Last